How do you say #@&**!!%!! in Swahili?

And let's not forget RCG's annual Fruits & Nuts letter. The world is going to hell in a handcart, and the only thing the two most important people in the world (D. Pack & "Dr." Thiel) can come up with is a Swahili website. 2,000+ years in and that's what the world needs. Two religious fruits duking it out in Swahili. Problem solved. Now Christ can return. What relief...